I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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