i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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