He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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