Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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