and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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