Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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