no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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