it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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