Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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