i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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