I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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