Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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