yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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