Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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