Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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