I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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