So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You're like the curious george of whores
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
