am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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