I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
