and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
