weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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