Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize
