yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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