I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The air was thick with penises
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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