Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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