so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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