i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I've blown a few things in my day
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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