my being single is dangerous.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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