Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
