Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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