He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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