where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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