I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it hurts more in the daytime
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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