In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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