I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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