what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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