he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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