what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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