Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Damn victory sex feels great
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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