Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring