Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed