I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Someone shit on the floor
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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