gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Randomize
