She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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