The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I need moral support for this bender
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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