Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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