we're blogging at a bar
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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