I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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