Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
