I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I am midnight drunk by noon
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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