He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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