I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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