talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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