Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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