i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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