# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
