I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
did you just send me my own nude
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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